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Name: Rajiv Sharma

D.O.B: 01/09/77 and 01/04/77 (I keep two for alluding immigration)

SIN:3F5A-J165-9SH4-DDK3, really i don't have SIN that's serial key for Windows XP Corporate Edition

Canadian Citzenship Status: Still trying, please sign petition (guest book) to let refugee connection stay!

Height: 5'6" when I'm tired, 6" when I'm up and about

Weight: That's a sensitive topic, but Dean says I have the nicest man boobs.

Numbers of dates to date: I lost count after 2.

Interesting facts : I was BIG bollywood star in 98-99

Favoriate Saying : "LADIES!!!!"

 


 

 

Here are some of my Personal Pictures:

 

My Favorite Professor

Me Chill'n

more pictures coming soon and more audio.

Interview Excerpts with Desi Today

This interview was taken just a week after the contravery toke to the fields of the desi media. The contraversy at hand was the consiperacy that the Refugee Connection™ came in last place at the sholypics, due to the fact of their culture. Refugee Connection™ and anyone associated with it including the members Kasim, Rajiv, and Ali do not support these false allegations about the Refugee Connection's™ loss at the sholpympics, but if we can milk prizes from Edge or Dean then we will play the race card. Anyways here is the interview that I was taken with Vankumi from Desi Today.

Vankumi: So how does it feel to be part of the refugee connection?

Rajiv: Uh.. before i start I will not accept any question, without pronoucing our name right. What you can't spell english?.

Vankumi: Sorry....So how does it feel to be part of the Refugee Connection™?

Rajiv: That's better...I think it was fate that broght us together. I feel that we are not three people coming together, I think we represent every desi and now we have a voice on a white radio station.

Vankumi: So what do you plan to do with your fame? Maybe do charity work?

Rajiv: Yeah...I going to get some ladies!

Vankumi: Um...ok ... Do you have any plans for the future?

Rajiv: Well yes, I am starting a new perfume for men. It called YAAR, and the slogan is "Wear YAAR, to become a yaar!!!".

Vankumi: Catchy. Do you have some with you?

Rajiv: Smell me.

Vankumi: <reaches in and smells> Ughh....Sorry Rajiv but you smell like gin and it's overpowering the smell of the perfume.

Rajiv: No...That is the perfume. It's a blend of gin and mustard.

Vankumi: Oh...Well can you talk a little bit about the contraversy about the sholwmpics.

Rajiv: Well I don't believe it.

Vankumi: Isn't it true, that your group had the most brown people and came in the most worst place, last place, 5th place.

Rajiv: Yes.

Vankumi: Isn't it true the team with the second most brown people came in second last, and the thrid place team had one brown person.

Rajiv: I agree it's weird, that's why we got a lawyer, and he has instructed me not to comment on this issue.

Vankumi: OK well I have no more questions, end of interview thank you for your time.

Rajiv: Thank you.

Vankumi: By the way, would you like to come to my place for dinner? That YAAR is irresitable!!!

Rajiv: Sure. Remember YAAR is for yaars.

 

 

 

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