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Name:Kasim Johri D.O.B:I don't know because in my country we don't having the calendar SIN:6.3(I stole it!) Canadian Citenzship Status:waiting Numbers of dates to date:no dates, 1 arranged marrage Favoriate Saying: Ali, Com'on Yaar, Share! |
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Hey Yaar! Last week Refugee Connection was comming in 3rd place at Shworld
Cup. Unfortunately some white people won. We wanting to win, but Dean say that
white people have to win.
On first day he have Dog meat eating contest and say Refugee Connection cannot compete. That was good because Refugee Connection don't like Dog meat... only woman's meat!
He then let us compete on second day... so I kick Rajiv in testicles really hard. Rajiv was crying for a little while... and maybe he not have any kids... but we won the penalty kick. I say to Rajiv "I'm sorry Rajiv!" before I kick him... then I kicked him really hard! I think his testicles were bleeding for some hours.
On last day we had to find women to kiss with Refugee Connection. Dean say that we cannot know women before we kiss with them. Well Rajiv has kissed with all of the women in the Downtown core to Toronto so we only found one woman who we did not know and would kissing with Rajiv.
At end of Shworld Cup Refugee Connection was in 3rd place. Dean make rules so that only white people win! At lease we no come in last!
Refugee Connection is famous Sholympic and Shworld Cup Champions and still Canada no give immigration. Why Canada no give Refugee Connection immigration? I think it is because white people don't like us. That's ok... because white people smell like Kraft Dinner!
I wanting to get nice job at Dollar Store, but Mr. Singh say needing immigration first. I need immigration so I sponsor 15 brothers and sisters to Canada to live in Malton. I must talk Dean and get immigration.

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